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FRIDAY 9:00am:
I wake up feeling really sick. Hangover city. I am also really hungry. I don't really want something heavy on my stomach, but I needed food. I also felt like coffee would have been good. I grab my hat and head downstairs. I look over the expensive menu and realize I had just enough money for a bowl of Frosted Flakes and a cup of Coffee. $6. Geezus that sucked.
So I came back to the room about noon.
Some where around this time, DM came to our room with Wes and Stepanie. She tells us that they are gonna take a nap and then she is gonna come back to our room and hang out. DM comes to our room and we watch Blind Date. This brings back memories from the day before at my house when Twist got there: (flash back - make wavy lines and Wayne Campbell Dream noises)
Scene: A puppet show. Puppet A "You look like a whore."
Puppet B "I am not a Whore"
Twist: "Is this a kids show?"
Back to the story. We watched blind date and then some how the topic got on being breezy and how DM was still drunk from the night before and she was feeling mighty breezy. We thought about the Friends episode and you cannot be breezy if you state that you are breezy.
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Dm sleeping in our room |
The view outside our window |
So after awhile and with me feeling really sick we all get together and just kinda slug around. Everyone decided to go downstairs and register. We wait and wait and wait and wait. This takes forever. I meet this guy named Jason and then meet Jose. They were pretty cool. We wait and wait, then Bear, Angelkist, Jenx and CJ Doyle all show up. That is cool. We talk to them for a few then they leave.
We finally register, I am really really bitchy and hungry and
we decide to go to the Quarter in pouring down rain and go eat at ACME Oyster
Bar. DM and I order the Gumbo Poopa. Man, it looked nasty, but tasted good.
It even had these claws in it, that you ate. I loved them also (DM I DID EAT
THEM ALL!)
So we hung out there for awhile, I was really quiet, cause I get like that
when I am sooooo hungry. Rob, Jen and Wes got Oysters. BLAH! Cold Snot. Nasty.
They ate them all though. After that we left and came back to the hotel. I
was not going to drink much that night, because I felt bad.
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Jenx, Angelkist, and Jose |
The gang walking to Acme Oyster Bar in the rain. |
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Twist looks like he might have eaten something by accident |
DM is eating Gumbo Poopa |
So we get back to the hotel and DM has to get ready for the Coronation Ball. So we basically just hang out till then. I head downstairs with camera intact and they are doing some kinda Grand Pooba Roast. This guy was trashed. Would it ever end. After lots of thought and great preparation, the Coronation Started. Who am I kidding? I don't think anyone knew what the Fuck they were doing. It was pure Choas. They had Peter Mayhew and Nina Whett walk in the room as royalty and then the Queen. This was like watching an old episode of Star Trek. Just bad I tell ya...BAD! So DM gets her crown thing and some big boobed chick becomes the Grand Poobette and it is over.
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After the Coronation, I walked out the door and I noticed Bonnie and Steven had brought tons of Mudslide shooters. WOO HOO! They were doing body shots. I videoed this girl doing lots of body shots and took a picture of her getting one done on her ass and then a pic of her and Holli together. It was a lot of fun. In the ballroom they were having some sort of dance.
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Yummy, Body Shot |
Warren does a body shot off DM |
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Holli and the body shot girl |
JEN ONT! |
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I showed Luka and Twist how to do a Body Shot and she did not look thrilled. I think it was at this point that she really did not like me. Oh well! |
I like this picture. I am not sure why. Just makes me smile. |
During this Ball thing, I start talking to Nina Whett. She is trying to get a grasp on everything. She is taken aback by some of the people there. Hmmm......so after this little thing, Nina, Steven (her friend) and I head back upstairs. They wanted to hang out with me. So we went to my room and engaged in some sort of wrestling thing. It was really fun. Her and Steven got into this who fight thing and then I got in the middle of it. It was quite fun. Then we watched a little TV. At one point Twist came into the room and Nina is like "Do you have a girlfriend?" He is like "NO". She was sad. She was looking for a woman to beat up. (In a good way).
So Nina, Steve and I head to their room. Here we are just kinda goofing around and she brings out her sex toys. Ok, now this is fun. Playing with all sorts of things and talking about the attitudes of most porn stars and also talking about how the men in porn movies are. She gave the analogy that as a guy, if your penis cannot fit into a Toilet Paper Tube (due to girth) and you can put your hands one on top of another and the head of the penis is sticking out, then you can be in the movie. WOO HOO! She said I passed. I thought I took more pictures than I did, then I realized I was too busy to take pictures.
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Nina Whett and I |
Nina really liked this girl |
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Nina and Steven Fighting |
Nina, "SUCK MY COCK!" |
So we all go downstairs, I meet up with everyone and they are like, lets go to the Quarter. Now it is pouring down rain and COLD! However, we decide to walk. With us is, Wes, Stephanie, DM, Twist, Jason, Luka, Jose, Warren, Alladinsane, and myself. Tonight I decided I was not gonna get drunk. I felt so sick that moring, that I was just gonna get drunk on Sat night. So we head off to the Quarter.
We get a few drinks and try to stay out of the rain, but we can't. We all get Hand Grenades (thanks TWIST), and walk around. So we go to this Gay Bar. The men were dancing and that was cool. There was this 250lb old man dancing on the floor without his shirt that was a little sickening, but I just turned my head. I figured we would hang there for a bit and then go somewhere else. NOOO! DM goes to the back doing god knows what (see her review about Bathroom attendants).
So I am sober and just watching people. Well, after about 30 minutes, the guys stop dancing and people are just drunk everywhere. EXCEPT ME! So we hang out and out and out and out. I step outside out of pure boredom. I come back in. I think every man and woman was making out with Luka. Jason was doing his Elaine Dance from Seinfeld and DM was still in the back somewhere. "GEEZUS, WHEN ARE WE LEAVING?"
I think to myself about leaving, because I was just bored. Nothing was going on. I had a good conversation with Warren about drag queens, he is a pretty cool guy. So we FINALLY leave, 2-3 hours later. I just want to go home. 1st we stopped off at Krystal and got some burgers. This took forever. But we got Krystals (thanks WES!).
So, we get to the hotel and I basically head to the room and crash. Everyone else parties in DM's room. At one point in the night I remember rolling over and seeing Twist and DM, then I am like "DOH! and roll the other way". I could not figure out why they were in our room and not hers. Nobody was in hers. My porn instincts kicked in for like 5 seconds and I thought it was like a welcomed threesome, but then I was like "That's DM, no, she's my bud." So I just roll over and go back to sleep.
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HAND GRENADES! Everyone got drunk. |
Then this happened |
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Twist was not gonna drink that night. Umm I think he had too many. |
Jason and DM resting at Krystals |
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